THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT AREN'T AT THANKSGIVING


"Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
posted by Bryan at 11/14/2001 11:43:00 AM

The power of technology... Whew! I finally have my cell phone working, I think around 100% with my computer. I can now surf the net from any where my phone will work. Pretty cool huh? Anywho I just had to tell everyone that. :P
posted by Bryan at 11/12/2001 07:41:00 PM